Turtles can't fly.

Hello I'm back, I guess, yeah wel anyway I've been coming up with a lot of stuff for Guardian Universe, yes it never stops.

Well here it is,

There was a scream, he raced into the tent and saw her lying on the ground, a pool of blood slowly spreading outwards. Her blonde hair had been dyed pink by the blood. She lifted her head to look at him, "I wasn't fast enough...my love." her eyes were already beginning to lose their brightness. There was so much blood, not all of it could be hers, could it? he thought despeartely as he took her into his arms. He heard someone shouting for help before he realised it was himself. He gently rocked her back and forth as tears streamed from his eys, he looked down into her eyes and saw the last light of life leave them.

Try and guess who that was...well no actually don't but anyway if anyone wants to tell me what they think go ahead.

Yeah I thought it was quite a touching scene, could do with some work but then so does eevrything.

Now that's about it now at least.

Well bye and sayonara and stuff. Yep my typical goodbye.

Can't wait for May 19th.

Ah life the enternal Dumplin

I can cook, I can cook, I can cook!
And not to badly either.
I made Golden Syrup Dumplings that were great, had no cream, needed no cream they were that good on their own.
I wish I had some left...

Ah well next I think I'll make some more scones, I think that's how its spelt, though it doesn't look right, ah well anyway, I did relay for life and that was good I got about four hours of sleep in about 36 hours, it was an...interesting experience, and I am pretty certain that I'm not far off being fit.
Wow me fit that actually surpirses me, I haven't been fit since year seven, and I was like uber fit then, I got up to seven on the beep test, and felt like I could keep going on and on and on.
Then after that I just went downhill, there was also that time I caught the flu and was stuck in the house for almost two weeks, did almost nothing other then sleep, sneeze, and play Beetle Adventure racing on our 64, oh those were kind of not the days.
To be frank I think that's when I lost a lot of weight, I used to be a fairly solid kid, not fat but verging on it, and I also used to be tall for my age, now I've fallen behind and weigh little more then sixty kilos and stand one eighty centimetres tall.
I feel short around all my friends, even ones I used to be at least a head taller then now are taller then me, maybe they're just freaks of nature.
And just so Tenderfoot knows, I can do on average about ten push ups, before my arms give out, I guess I do need to exercise a bit more.

That's enough about talking about me and more about my stories.
Yes stories, I have like six or so at once in my head.
The Guardian Universe (original)
The Seal Universe (original)
The Epitaph of the Moon (fan fiction)
Star Wars, Kessel's rise to power (game storyline)
Star Wars, Wraith Shinodo (kind of Fan Fiction)
And Chronicles of Ovaleen (a different game story line)

and that's about it.

When I get bored of one I switch to another.
I find the Guardian Universe the easiest to write about as I have virtually made up all the main characters and how they would act in different scenarios.
I mean I could write an entire page, of action filled mumbo jumbo in just ten minutes, it wouldn't necessarily be any good but it's as quick as I wrote, I'm also not averse to solid gore, nobody ever said using swords and over steel objects would ever be pretty when used against people, and some of my characters are entirely ruthless, in how they kill people, and I'm not averse to death in my story.
I've got set characters that I plan to kill off, and their names will not be mentioned, and twists and subplots running all the way through, like the agenda of the Orphan League or the prime minister of Hilastia secret plot.
The planet of Saudes is the centre of my entire universe, and even when they get great big space ships all fights eventually lead to the small planet and its secrets.

Yes well I like a lot of my Story names and I like a lot of the charcter names I come up with to.
Sorbrean, Eledor, Koryn...they're just all great, as in great.

Yes well I think I've written enough, I hope whoever reads this actually manages to get through everything, I have been told I'm a rather crappy blog writer ah well what can you do.

Sayonara and stuff.

A time of much jubilation and sadness, oh and SACs

Whoopdedoo, only two more hours of school to go, then I have a driving test, then I go home, but first I have chemistry, snoring time, and a Maths SAC to put up with.
SAC as in school assessed Coursework, yeah you heard me, I hope.
Well anyway, I'm really bored, yet quite invigorated after just having a McChicken Meal from you guessed it McDOnalds, and no I'm not fixing that word.

I've had many great ideas for my Guardian Universe Story, and I'm doing it from an angle I haven't even thought of yet. It focuses on Risonia before a certain incident which will not be mentioned here. Risonia is a rather barren country with a fairly good fishing industry perhaps the only functional fleet and a rather shady reputation compared to its neighbours, Medealonia, Felkonia and Shendoa. Of course it is also home to most of the larger mercenary companies in the world as well.
Yeah well this part I'm working on focuses on Princess Adela Sheldin, yeah you guessed it she's a girl and her adventures up to this "certain" incident which will not be described in anyway, and the adventures of her two protectors and friends, Ban Hadden and Asha'n Ledrey.
Risonia is home to the Skyter style of sword(don't bother looking it up I made it up myself) a sword shield combine and the Shotel a kind of Egyptian style sword.
It's also home to the legendary weapon known as Ceronix, this weapon is rumored to have been the weapon of Licraid the God of justice and stuff.
And there goes the bell of to boring class with me.
Man...this bites.

Star Wras Yeah you heard me Star Wras

Damn typo, wait...yeah well Star Wras is this show I saw sometime, can't quite remeber, or was it Sunshine Afterall can't quite remember.
Yeah well I've been listening to a lot of music lately, JImmy Eat World, SImple Plan, and others.
I want my Killers CD back! I'm sick of lending it to just about everyone, damn brother, promising it to people, without asking me!
Yeah well I want it back, I haven't listened to it in almost three weeks, or was it one week?
Doesn't matter I'm suffereing severe Killers Withdrawl symptoms, well at least I've got my brothers Jimmy Eat World CD, one of the songs is stuffing up though.
Ah well what can ya do with cheap plastic?
I know...no wait no I don't.

Yeah well I've got school, and I hate it.
Yeah that's right it's like a delicious hand made pizza, covered in a delectable topping of sauce and motzerella cheese, lighty spiced, with bacon pieces and small chunks of beaf. Lightly topped with a box of cardboard, then straight to your door.
Yeah pizza.
What was I talking about again?
Ah well seeyas peopliness and stuff.

Another Day In the life of the Lord of Darkness

Ya know I think I'm becoming to cliche' with what I write I mean, for just about all my endings for my blogs I do an evil laugh.
Example: Bwahahahaha or Uahahahaaha or Mwhahahaha or Gwahahaahaha.
Yeah well anyway that's the truth, I just watched Alien Vs Predator and its a lot better then I was beginning to think it was, except for some pointless scenes present in it and some meaninglyless slaughter and destruction it was top notch, high quality action. With one scene with the predator that makes you go "Woooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww!!!" and another scene that makes you go "COOooooooLLLLlll!!" and yeah those bits made the movie all worthwhile to watch.
And good I haven't spoiled it for anyone who hasn't watched it before, that is if someone else actually is reading this other then friends. Not that I mean anny offence by that of course, or do I?

Yeah well I hate SchoolI hate SchoolI hate SchoolI hate SchoolI hate SchoolI hate SchoolI hate SchoolI hate SchoolI hate SchoolI hate SchoolI hate SchoolI hate SchoolI hate SchoolI hate SchoolI hate SchoolI hate SchoolI hate SchoolI hate SchoolI hate SchoolI hate SchoolI hate SchoolI hate SchoolI hate SchoolI hate SchoolI hate SchoolI hate SchoolI hate SchoolI hate School and if you didn't get the picture I hate School!

Well now that that is over and done with, I was traumatized as a little kid by the damn aliens, and for a while everytime I was about to open my bedroom door late at night, I was terrified that some big black alien thing would be waiting to rip me to shreds.
Not a very pleasant experience let me tell you.
And that's why I liked the alien Vs predator movie because their finally was something able to stand up to the evil critters.
I hate aliens, they must all die!

I'm reading a book series that's so good, I think I'll devote a blog to it.

Otherland a story about several very different misfit type people's and written by Tad Williams a grandiose of good literature and astoundingly good adventures.
Yeah well you get the picture, Tad Williams is great and I'm not so great, I can only aspire to do better at my own stories I mean.
Hmmm...Well I'm free till 1:35 and lunch starts in just under nine minutes so this will have to be my shortest blog ever.
And to top it all off, I may just perhaps, but not necessarily, stuff, have a kinda of a crushy type thing on a girl I know.
Well as that's said and done, I'm not quite off.
I really need more money so that I can buy a computer, in all its many parts, a playstation 2, I hate Xbox...well hates too strong a word, how about immensly dislike it, yeah that sounds good to me, and another thing, I'm going to get myself a Base Guitar, oh yeah I can feel the...no wait I can't, ah well anyway, yeah I need more money.
And this iss not some form of begging for money, I'm just stating a simple fact that I need to take extra hours at work or something to earn more money, then I can start buying the things I want to buy, like another car, seeing as my brother will probably claim the car mum and dad bought for us to use while we learn how to drive and stuff.
Okay maybe this blog won't be so short and I worte this all in the space of several minutes.
One more thing, for some reason my internet credit balance says I have eighteen dollars or something in it, whn mum and dad only paid ten dollars for it, how very interesting and good for me...BWahahahahaha

Maybe that endings getting to cliche' ah well,
Seeya and stuff ya.

Something like the eleventh or less time.

Well hello, I finally figured out how to let anomynous people comment, maybe that will help my problem of only one commentor other then myself.
Hmmm...well anyway, I'm in the middle of one of my free blocks, one hundred minutes of it!
In fact I don't have a class till 1:35, and its only 11:17 I've got a great long time before class starts for me.
I've got some chemistry homework to do and stuff, but aside from that I really don't have anything I need to do, other then a little maths revision, but that's neither here nor there, well at least I think so.
Anyway I've been doing some more planning of my Guardian Universe and I've just come to realise just how immense the world of Saudes actually is. These are the different countries, and what they are generally like, Medealonia, is possibly the closest to ancient England, with it being particularily famous for its highlander warriors and its skilled archers and dedicated soldiers although now its fallen into a devastating civil war, Felkonia, a rising nation of great wealth and with a very skilled cavalry force, kind of like Rohan except far more clean and noble, Risonia, a country that has thriving industry in fish, and is famous for lending its armies to wars for profit, is rather barren and desolate on the border though it does have a few forests here and there.
Shendoa, actually I've been wanting a new name for this one, one that sounds more Japanesey, well its famous for its great big plains of grass, its fantastically skilled swordsman and its large army, though this nation has broken off al diplomatic ties with neighbouring nations for unknown reasons.
Marcstonia the country covered by an eternal fog, and famous for people disappearing without a trace. Has legends about massive ghostly knights who appear occasionally to the few travellers who made it out of the country alive.
Then you have Hilastia, home to the mighty High Elves, with their mighty gold and white fortresses and their massive army that none can match.
Further down from Hilastia are the forests of Acalaine home to the greatest archers ever to exist the Wood Elves.
And even further still behind the great mountains of Licraid lie uncharted lands with unknown people living there.
Yeah well that's the basics for each country, although if I'm meant to write a story about this I'll have to understand a bit more about trade and how to make profits and geological features and the like.
Yeah so now I wait anxiously for some sought of Japanesey name for Shendoa, oh and my main characters name for the Seal universe is Sean Mc'Cloud.
Well this is all I have left to say.


Jump.

Oh by the rights of the Gods, I dub thee, something...can't quite think.

Hello again its me, I hope, any way, I hope people actually read this other then people I know, otherwise I start to feel dumb and stupid.
Bwahahahahaha and stuff.
I'm in school again, man I don't have another class for another two hours or so, its really wierd, and I have homework for Maths I should probably be doing but I can't be bothered doing it.
Man, I'm bored, so bored, boredy bored bored.
BORED!
Is that even how you spell it?
Now a question that was asked by the only person who seems to be commenting lately Syfish or whatever I spelt it means Stylish I just was typing so fast I didn't notice.
Now let me think about something, oh yeah, I chose a name for my new story.

THE SEAL

As in the seal that prevents the extra dimensional beings from entering our space and stuff.

I came up with more about the massive hall that houses the Seal, it is situated directly under the main character's house and the seal itself is located in the middle of a solid glasslike chamber, the seal itself is see through and if you look into it you can see several extra dimensional creatures trying to break through.

I also changed a few things about the main charcter as such, he is now half Lexan...hmmm...actually I think I'll make him just a normal human by blood, his father was a Lexan, however Lexans have technologies that make them appear, feel like and work likie a human. So his father may have been a Lexan but he was disguised as a human, or rather was a human at the time of conception.

Anyway the dark evil creature stuck on our side, is known as the Reaper, a being feared of for centuries by humans, and he seems to be holding a sycthe whenever he is encountered.

The main character stumbles upon the seal room quite by accident as the door that leads into it was left open. He enters and sees the female Lexan who he at first recognises as his father's sister, standing over her is the Reaper. Around the room pieces of armour seem to be flung and there are several large gashes in the steel floor of the room.

He pickes up some sharp object and runs at the Reaper, thinking that the evil creature was in fact some type of human. The Reaper looks at him, hisses and vanishes.

He stumbles to a halt and begins to notice more of his surroundings, things that no human has ever invented physically, he remembers his aunt and rushes over to her, it is then that he notices her alien looking legs, however he also notices her numerous injuries and he does his best to stop the bleeding.

She is unconcious during the entire time.

Eventually she comes to after he has stopped the bleeding, she is immediatly shocked and scared, she looks around fearfully but he reassures her that the thing was gone.

She doesn't say much at first as she is still filled with fear, eventually she notices who is sitting next to her, and is very surprised, she looks down at herself and realises that she is in her real form.

The End

So what ya think I thought it was okay seeing as I did just come up with most of that in just under five minutes.

I'm just so much more intelligent then the rest of you stupuid mortals.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa...ha...ha...heh

Okay...uh...going now!

Alone in the world...how depressing, at least I ain't Bwahaha!

Okay...okay, okay okay.
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more blank.
even more blank.
Oh that's right I'm in school still again, yeah well anyway, I've got an assignment to do so I can't write for very long, hmmm...I like scones, they taste great with whip cream and pumpkin scones are just as good, except you don't eat them with whip cream, doesn't quite seem right if you do.
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Damn stupid English tester thingy, I only got 85% and I answered all the questions right, how does that work, and when I try to go to the next set of questions it stuffs up.
Damn English crappy intranet crappy thing that is crappy!

Oh and before I forget, So people don't think looking at my blog is worth their time huh?!
Well I asked a simple question all I wanted was a name for my main character, nothing flashy or to farout to be used nowdays, all I wanted was a normal sounding name, kinda of like Jo but not, because Jo is used to much.
Some name that won't make people go, "HEy What the hell kinda of name is that for a teenaged boy.
Come on its not that hard, I'm sure somewhere in your overly empty craniums you can find the power of thought to come up with a normal everyday name, I don't come up with it because I don't want to leave it to chance that the name I choose sounds to dorky, or old fashioned or to syfyish.
you get the picture yet?
If you don't...uh, go catch a bus and get out of town!
If you do comment it.
Well ha that's my time used up.

From Whence all Awesome came.

I don't have school for almost two hours it makes me so happy see I'm burning from the light of my happiness, no wait that's just the hot plate I put my hand on.
Wait a minute...that hurts...a lot.
Hmm... well that's enough on that subject now heres another that I'm making up on the spot, brain trying to work, whoa I can feel gears and stuff moving, is that normal?
Probably not therefore I beleive I am now literaly a gear head, or something like that.

Bwahahahaha...sorry got preocuppied hmm, this room is actually quite chilly and freezing like a place that is cold.
However overwise the day has been a boiling mosh pit of moshness.
Yeah you know what I mean mister Mosh man! I will have my revenge yet on you for the moshing I recieved at your hands.
For your information moshing means something, well actually I think I just made that word up then but anyway that's not enough from me, here's some gobblygook and stuff.

I just came up with a strange new story.
And its nothing like my other one.

First of all its set in our time as we are now, and its even on Earth however its about a teenage boy called something haven't figured out his name yet, (by the way I came up with this thanks to a reaccuring dream I've had so far although its more like watching a show to me, except I was the main character, which wouldn't do in a story which I wrote now would it?)
Anyway somewhere in his house is a secret door that leads to a massive alien room of futuristic design.
In that room he discovers a type of alien called a Lexan, they look like humans from the head to the waist except for the green skin, their legs are the biggest difference, they seem like a whole mishmash of bones and flesh, that's what their legs are made from, not just one femure for the thigh and stuff but something close to six different bones, this unusual bone structure means they move quite slowly as it is quite difficult for them to walk like a human. Anyway the Lexan he finds in the room is a female, she is one of the most talented of the Lexan's operatives, however she is injured and unable to continue looking after her post, which is in fact a seal that prevents powerful beings from over dimensions from entering into our dimension.
Most of these beings are crazed with the massive destructive powers they possess and occasiolly break through the seal.
The reason why the room is where it is is because its location is directly over the extra dimensional portal, hence the seal.
The Lexan teaches the boy how to use everything as she is unable to contact her race as their transmissions are being blocked, she also tells of another alien, one that is invisible to the eye when it chooses that wishes to break the seal open.
The Lexan was injured during a fight with the other alien. She eventually dies and the boy takes over, his skills increase phenomially as he was physically enhanced by the Lexan before she dies, making him capable of feats of strength and speed that no human could compare to.
Eventually the Lexan's sister arrives and finds the boy fighting the alien, she joins in and the alien retreats. Other people join them only two human, one of them is T'leezan an alien with skin that can bounce bullets of it, and there are other aliens which I haven't come up with yet.
It mightn't sound like much however once I start working on it, it will become a whole of a lot better.
By the way I came up with that after two dreams and about half an hour of thinking.
Good hey.

Anyway If poeple have "GOOD" suggestions for names for the main character I'd be willing to look at them.

A place from whence ntohing came

My first day back at school and do you know what I have to say, man its bloddy hot!
I'm like boiling in like my like skin.
Well not really seeing as the room I'm in at the moment has a nice great immense air conditioner pouring its coolish air over everybody in the room.
However that is not wheat, wheat is a long grass like thing with seeds at one end.
ZZZzzzzzz.....

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...Huh?! where am I who are these people all around me oh wait thats right they are people.
Otherwise they wouldn't be people and they would be something else wierd.
Hmm....ZZZZzzzzzzz..............................................Man I've really got to stop falling asleep its not good fro the health and stuff.

Well actually it is but that's another story which I will not tell you now...nah I will tell now, even if you don't like it BWahahahahaha!

Now where was I?

Not sure really hmm...grass is green and so is vomit maybe there is a connection?!
Or not, I wouldn't like to think I'm walking on vomit and anyway vomit can be many colours depending on what you throw up, orange for carrots, and so forth.

Guess what I'm at school! Wel actually I finsihed now I'm just bludging my time away in the computer place at school very boring and long times to be had,

OOOOoooHHHHHHhhhh YYYYYyyyEEEEeeeAAAAAaaaaHHHHhhhh.
Or summit.
Well thats about all I can think of at the moment.
Yep brain went to the crapper and hasn't come back yet.,
Damn You Brain just when I need ya.

Ya know, writing this is like ripping out someone else's heart and looking at it, well not really

Hi it's me again the indomitable Lord of Darkness, Eledor back to try to fry someone else's brain with my meandering and unusual style of writng.
One can only hope.
Now anyway back to a business which I know nothing about and would like to know nothing about, rubbish bin people. Who would honestly want their job, I mean SERIOUSLY its rubbish and oh man I just lost the argument to myself.
It's gone to that place in my head where a lot of good ideas disappear to and are never seen again, ya know the thumb.
Well now that I think about I'm probably wrong, now for something that has nothing to do with everything that has come before, who designs the rubbish bins and I wonder if they are extremly successful becuase of their design, I mean everyone has at least one maybe three. But don't ask me because if I knew why would I be asking you? Honestly, somepeople should think more about what they say...wait a minute, you can't answer me!
Bwahahahaha and Mwahahahaha and various other evil sounding laughs.
Yes I know what you must be thinking about now, why am I reading this when I could be saving the chicken in the oven from burning?
Well let me tell you, go save that chicken, oh and never cook a chicken with its head attached, they make noices. YEs they do, Oh the agaony of the noice they make.
Noice, noise...hmm, noise it is, noice it ain't, better remember that next time.
But who says this is the last time...huh huh!? Well I certainly didn't so put those knives away and stop threatening your siblings, they don't deserve it...the TV does. It whats makes people evil supervillains bent on taking over the world, kitchen sinks first, then they will work their way up to pools and eventually into the very thing everyone considers more important then anything else, air.
Without air we will all die and be dead. Yes so dead will we be.
But onto another less terryifyingly stupid topic of discussion...ah who am I kidding, blenders are back and with a vengence, OH MY GOD! It just ain't my hand, ah its bleeding everywhere, all over the keyboard and everything.
I'm starting to get woozy...maybe I should sto.......





















Ah just playing with ya.
My hands still attached, after all why would I deliberately stick my hand into a blenders spinning blades of death?
For no good reason, which in other words means, one day socks will fall from the sky and everyone would be with socks.
Oh I wait for that day, well not really I've got enough socks as it is.

Bwahahahahaha

And that is the end of the show, I will never write another blog again.

Ah just playing with ya...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

How aout another one?...no answer, which I take as Yes!

Ah yes back to blogging...strage word blogging is.
Yes so strange in fact that I'm going to change the subject...about...now.
There subject changed, now I'm talking about stuff which isn't serious or sad or stupid, well maybe a little stupid, can never have enough stupid. It's what makes the world a fun place to be in.
AT least that is what I think.
I mean honestly without stupid jokes we would all fall on our faces painfully and cry a lot.
Well maybe that's just me, not that thats the case anyway.
Hey this is funner then I first thought.
Yay I've got euphoria back though I'm missing awakfulness, and its not all that late, well if it was a school night I guess it would be, but seeing as its not, its not all that late.
Running away is never a good thing to do. Yes just ask me, running away has caused me so much pain and suffering, yes so much pain.
Well not really, just look at the big picture, ya know that large portrait thing you see in a lot of films.
Hmmm...where do they come from anyway, chickens I mean, what came first the chicken or the egg, well personally I think egg, it was just a horrible mutant chicken dinosaur thing that came out of it. Not your regular horrible mutant like what was meant to happen.
Hey loook at me go.
Now I will write a whole lot of crap...well seeing as I already have I don't really need to so heres something else, that hjas absolutely nothing to do with anything that has come before. Now what was it again? Ah well musn't have been that important if I forgot it so quickly. Bwahahahahaha...hehehe, just couldn't help myself I've been in a very bwahhahaha mood lately.
Bwahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahaahahaha (Deep breath) hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahaha (cough*hack) man that was stupid.
It's like totally man like stupid, yeah.

Now for something completely different.

Lightning flashed across the darkened sky, the clouds threatening to deposit their great cargo onto the dry ground below.
A figure walked through the coming storm, cloaked in a billowing black cape it continued forwards, along the well worn road. Behind it a trade caravan trundled, though talking was hushed.
Ahead of them a great walled city loomed, the lightning lit up its white washed walls and towering buildings.
One of the merchants of the caravan rode up beside the figure, "Mercenary you have accomplished your contract, and here's your money." the merchant tossed a small bag of coins at the mercenary, who caught it without even looking at the merchant.
The merchant not knowing what else to say to the forbidding mercenary rode back to the rest of the caravan.
The coins disappeared quickly inside the mercenary's cloak.

Aha, a small snippit of my story as it stands.
Needs some work in areas but hey doesn't everything.

Do you know what really gets me annoyed?
Typos...well not really more just flies.
Stupid flying pieces of Crap.
I WILL HAVE MY EYES FREE OF YOU YET!
Oh yes I will, once I make a mighty...hmm revealing to much of plans,
Not that I have any(shifty eyes)

Bwahahahahaha

Well that's it from me Misure Eledor, or however you're meant to spell the Misure part anyway...hahahaha.
Yes very funny...not.
Goodbye, and seeya later...well not really see, more be read later.
Well you get the picture...BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE MINE BWAHAHAHHA...

Hmmm...Everything is not so bright in our world, but must act as if it is.

Man, everynow and then I am in a complete state of euphoria and then I find something out and it brings me crashing to Earth, rather painfully to. You know the falling from a great height type thing, DAMN YOU PARACHUTE WHY DIDN'T YOU WORK!
Ahem...well as I am prone to do when this sort of thing happens I brood, ya know quite seriously, about my standing in the great scheme of things, and how I can best help those who are suffering.
I'm a nice guy, at heart and when it comes down to it, I kinda suck at trying to help those. I think of all these great things to say to make the people feel better, but I can't quite make myself say them.
I'm a bleeding heart, so to speak, bwahahahahaha.
Sugar rush coming in, Oh yeah Euphoria here I come.
Now to make a short blog into something long, I will attempt to write a story based on nothing but what I am thinking of right now.

A long time ago in a universe not unlike ours in many respects there existed life.
Life ruled by a plethora of Gods to whom which all the big decisions fell to in the end, for they knew better then to entrust the greedy majority of their constructs with decisions that would ultimately benefit every race and not just one.
There were four races; humans the most imaginative and ambitious of the four, and also possessing the shortest life span; the Demonas, a tall powerful built race that had the ability to take on forms similar to what we would call Demons; the Dragonar, a race who possessed the extroadinary trait that after a long period of years, (in most cases one thousand) they could transform into their namesake, mighty dragons; and finally the Elves a race as graceful as they were long lived, for Elves had no limit to their lives, they were the most intelligent of the four races and typically shared power with only the Dragonar for none but them copuld compare to their magical might.
However one God grew disatisfied with the order of things and forged a weapon that could kill the devine, and he sought to establish his race for which he was patron of the Demonas to superiority. However the sword he had forged was full of hatred of all living beings and earned the name Ruination as it was at its point the old order was torn down, all but one of the Gods were destoryed by its malignant energies, and he claimed dominion over all other races, placing the Demonas at the head of all other races.
This new order was held together with tyrannical control, and the three other races were severely oppressed and vilified by the Demonas.
This new order lasted for nearly three millenia, and it was a period of high technology, travel between distant planets was possible, finally however the reign of the evil god was put to test, by seven individuals, of unique heritages.
The group was made up of two moon elves, one half-elf, one Demon Elf(an incredibly dangerous cross of Demonas and Elven blood), two humans and one Dragonar.
The leader of the group was called Draicon, and he possessed an incredible power.
One of their first victories over the Demonas involved the collection of two ancient swords, Soulbinder and Soulreleaser, which the two Moon Elves used.
Draicon began to increase in power at a faster rate then the others and soon it became clear that only he stood a chance of defeating the evil God.
Finally in a titanic war, that virtually destroyed almost all of the high tecnology of the era the evil god fell and the weapon that had caused the deaths of all the old gods was sealed away by the Demon Elf, who had it permenantly sealed within him.
These seven individuals soon realised that they had a higher destiny then merely stopping the evil God, each of them soon learned that they were the succesors to the gods, they even found evidence of a ages old prophesy foretelling the destruction of the old gods, the period of darkness and then the coming of the new Gods.
Thus the council of the Gods was created however, Draicon and the Demon Elf disappeared mysteriously, and when the others tried to search for their leader, they found themselves unable to even find a trace of him.
They finally set themselves to rebuilding the shattered races, and for a time a period a prosperity fell on them. However another prophesy came into being, one foretelling the destruction of this newest of orders, and from it a stronger council of Gods would be formed.

And that folks is the prologue to my story.
It probably needs some work here and there but overall its pretty good, and it doesn't reveal any of the backgrounds or back stories of my main characters.
I really hope I can have my dream accomplished. To be a writer I mean.
Well anyway, Sayonara, and good bye and stuff.
Yeah.
Bwahahahaha

The Third time

Hey, I'm back without a vengence, seriously, no vengence on the mind what so ever.
I mean its not very good to be filled with vengence, you begin to obsess over it and then eventually when it takes over you life you explode.
Literally, bodies parts flying everywhich way and that mate, and then you have to pull yourself back together.
Guess what...come on I'm waiting, no answer well what did I expect, you can't answer back unless you somehow can, and I'm not aware of that.
Hmmm....interesting, where was I?
Oh yeah Vengence, no wait that doesn't quite seem right but I will throw myslef into fixing up bad spelling...not. Well anyway, seeing as I can't remember what I was going to write, even though all I have to do is look a little above what I'm writing right now to find out, I'll go onto different topic...not that I can think of one right now.
Hmmm...oh I know, I've got holidays now, yay for me, the great underlord o the darkness...uh Lord of darkness yeah that's right you heard me.
Sephiroth is cool!

The return of the Lord of Darkness

I try and I try and I try, but does it get me anywhere?
Well actually it tends to get me lots of places, and it actually gets me pretty far.
Well at least I think it does.

The name of this is so long and cliche' when you think about it.
Its a general name used by Tolkien and even the Great George Lucas.
Ring any bells?
Well seeing as I don't have bells and you probably don't yourself, it doesn't but it probably brings up soem memeroies.
Now what is the biggest thing in the world, and no its not in Texas, or even America.
Guess what it is, come on guess.
Well seeing as you can't and I don't know either, I'll drop that...thingie.
Anyway yes...hmmm.
I hate school, I mean well actually I'm in a free block so I have school off, which would be pretty obvious as I wouldn't be writing this in class.
To distracting.
Well not reaaly, but anyway, blah...blah blah blah.
Onto another character of mine I didn't name myself after.
Calden Sey'Levraan a long name that may or may not be good.
I would like to get a comment on some of my names I use as well, if anyone feels up to it.
Once known as the Lord of Darkness, and defeated many millenia ago in a brutal war that only the Dragonar and the Elves can remember he has been reborn. All that was evil in him has been purged, a very big man standing nearly nine feet tall, he has huge Demonic wings extending from his back, and carries a massive crooked sword called Zweivedar, it has a saw edge on one side and a straight blade on the other and it burns with the light of his godly power.
Calden is the most powerful member of the council of the Gods, that are currently present, but is by far the youngest and least experienced, he can be very judgemental at times. And is perhaps a little too trusting of his own abilities. He carries the scars that he recieved before he ascended to godhood, and is responsible for the forming of the Orphan League.
Named becuase he and his ally who is known as the Dragoon are both orphans. If its not to obvious.
Well I think I'll wrap it up now.
Please comment if you read this, they help feed my mighty(as in miniuscule) ego.
I always need fuel to feed the fire.

Hey, maybe people will actually read this!

Well, my first ever Blog.
Feels like, nothing all that interesting though.
Ah who am I kidding I love writing it's in my blood...well not really but its one of my favorite hobbies, its kinda of like well...no clue but anyway.
Well anyway, I am a 16 year old guy, typical thick glasses, but very tall and wiry and I hate being picked on and called a nerd and foureyes and...well you get the picture, I hate name callings, unless I do it to myself of course then it becomes okay.
Ya know normally when I write things like this I tend to be on a sugar rush, I can get very silly.
Oh and did I mention I like writing?
Well if I didn't I do. It's become almost an obsession to me, when I'm bored I write, when I'm in the middle of class I write, and when I'm not near a pen and a piece of paper, my hand itches to write, and so I draw on myself if I can, overwise I fiddle with my hands. Ya know twiddling the thumbs and stuff.
Well enough about me lets get onto more about me.
Well the character from my story I named myself after on this blog, Eledor.
If your reading this and you are a consistant player of Final Fantasy games think of a Sephiroth looking person, except with a lot more concealing black cloak with a big hood, he still has the katana type sword though. He acts kind of like a souless mercenary except e completes assingments till the end of the contract. He doesn't really care about others and the like.
Now he starts off a bit like a bastard but the reasons for this are because of nightmarish past experiences. Entire social cirles of friends and family getting wiped off, his greatest love dying in his arms, and him having to serve her murderer as a kind of servant for a time. Before all those things happened he could be described as typically heroic type person.
Chuck in the fact that he's an elf, the son of a mysterious person his mother doesn'yt even know who, and its not a star wars type thing, where they happen to come into existence at the wim of tiny energy producing organelles in cells, he actually has father, I don't write such uh...well I don't think small things make great things happen. I think its more of a combined effort.
Now enough of me babbling on about...uh...whatever I was babbling about and onto another subject I'm thinking of writing my story here, get it looked at by people and hopefully get some feedback, like on bits where to improve my style of writing, areas which need more detail and the like.
Well anyway, my story is set on a planet(yes it would have to be) that happens to actually be at the exact centre of the universe, yes everything revolves around it, I also have gods, and stuff as well. Most of them tend to live on and off the planet as well.
Now to another matter that is completly of the topic, ya know if you type fast keyboards make a lot of sound? Well I did, it's kind of blatantly obvious.
And here's another useless fact, 96.6% of all poll results are made up on the spot.
And soap is not a good substitue for toothpaste, it tastes awful.
Sit straight enjoy life, die happy or at least fulfilled, and not for reasons which sacrifice yourself for an abstract course in which the sacrifice means very little in the great sceme of things.
Ha...philiosphy is fun, untile it gets serious.
Now on a more humerous note, here's a smaple of what happens when I go hyper.

Somewhere a long long time ago in the past far in the future, a small spider crawled along a cliff edge.
Sudenly a mighty wind capable of lifting leaves off the ground blew the little spider off the cliffs and into the clouds.
The spider then became forever know as the Queen of the clouds, or Hurpy Lucan Dobby Billif Sandre Philis Yamachi Todo Bogan for sshort, or HLDBSPYTB for evenshorter purposes.
In another place the world exploded, don't know why it just did. What do you think I am, a rocket scientist? Well if you do your wrong, foolish mortals. Well anyway the world then wished itself back into existence and gods came into being.
As did appropiratite churches, and of course people, where would gods be if there were no people to belive in them, let me tell you. Absolutely no where, they wouldn't even be known to exist, whatever happened to ANubis and them, Oh and who can forget Odin, oh wait you already did, or not whichever takes your fancy. Anyway soon friction grew between the varying cultures onto a friendly greeting between them was like this, "Bugger off wankers." and stuff like that, generally impolite stuff, basically what America is built on.
Oh by the way if you're an american and you read this I meant no offence to you personnally, just towards the media and the government of America as a whole.
Of cousre a war started and the gods became involved some threw lightning bolts others sent forks.
Now if your asking yourself "Why forks?" well let me tell you, I have absolutely no idea either, it just happened.
Anyway the gods who got hit with forks imediatly got electricuted and the gods who got hit by lightning got...stabbed?
huh? that doesn't quite sound right, maybe its the other way around ah well doesn't matter. Unless of cousre it does.

Well unless I get some sort of comment about this crap that I just wrote I'm not writing anymore...aw who am I kididng I love doing this...well love is to strong of a word, maybe like...nah, to strong to maybe...well at least I don't dislike it that much is clear or I wouldn't have written so much.
Man I hope someone reads this, it'll be such a waste of my time if no one does.
And I hope its not just friends, that I've met before.

Well as they say where I come from...hmm, what do they say?
Probably Goodbye, or see ya nothing to facy I think.
Oh and LONG LIVE THE AUSTRALIAN EMP....?
Wait a minute isn't it Br....aw who cares, Australia so much better, its longer and starts with an A...that's got to count for somehitng I guess.

Well that's all folks, join me next time in Eledor's World.
Just don't get lost on the way...if you can...mwahahahahahhahaHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHa...(cough)...uh excuse me.